'Well, me, Anthony and Patrick each pulled out our weenies, and I had the biggest! The other kids say it's because I'm Black. Everyone just stares at me like it's completely normal because that really is how they all start. In fact, people tend to be more careful about saying them as overall public awareness regarding racism has been raised. I like to tell this one by making a huge over acted neck turn, while leaning back. Now thanks to globalization, funny racist jokes are not perceived as too threatening and offensive, which is a good thing. 'Oh, we worked on a science project, had a math test, and read out loud from a new book, and then during recess, my friends and I played a new game called 'Let's see who has the largest weenie.' 'What kind of game is that, honey?' asks the mother. How does every black joke start With the white guy looking over his shoulder.
That night, eating dinner at home, the Black kid's mother asks him what he did at school today. It is by far, not only the biggest, but the fattest. Not to be outdone, the Black kid whips his out. He whips his out, and proudly shows that his is at least an inch longer. The Irish kid pulls down his zipper and whips it out. 'Let's see who has the largest weenie,' he says. The Irish kid suggests that they play a new game. Three 3rd Graders: an Irish kid, an Italian kid and a Black kid, are on the playground at recess.
